Autumn Vacation fun!!!

I’m so excited readers!  Every autumn my husband allows me to go on an exotic vacation.  Last year I went to the attic.  I’ve been a good little Iran Woman this year, so I’m hoping he’ll let me go to the living room.  Keep u posted

IW

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Elections?

I received a letter in the mail today reminding me to vote.  What is voting again?  Is that some kind of falafel sauce?

IW

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Facebook

Spent hours and hours today on Facebook.  And by Facebook I mean the large, leathery book that is rammed into my face every time I speak to a man who isn’t my husband.  It’s so addictive, don’t you think?!

IW

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This is my first post world!

Today was a good day.  I spent the morning reading Better Homes and Gardens in the corner of my basement cell.  Then I spent the rest of the day repenting for reading vile Western propoganda and was beaten with a sturdy leg of lamb for 12 hours.  Productive day.  May eat a plum tomorrow.  Keep you posted

IW

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